I’m happy with my car’s acceleration though.

by Time-Wait

28 Comments

  1. Antique_Building_885

    My boy was doing some pulls on the way home trynna eat the pizza still hot 😭 we all been there bro it’s ok

  2. NajeedStone

    Now you can invite your vegetarian roommate

  3. slyzard94

    I deem this crime forgivable, as it is the thought that counts.

  4. Roscoe182

    Look’s like you went from 0 to 120 in less than a second.

  5. DamnedDirtyHuman

    I can’t til if you’re going to shit too much or not at all

  6. Upset_Assumption9610

    That’s one way of making a half cheese and half cheese and pepperoni….

  7. josegarrao

    I always say: it will completely mix up in two stages: when you chew it and inside your belly.

  8. DragonTigerBoss

    Put it back in the car and floor it in reverse.

  9. MidzeeQwad

    Ain’t no biggie cause you’ve made it back safely and got to enjoy some delicious pizza.

  10. crumpleduppaperplane

    Not your fault, they failed to incorporate a proper “cheese lock”

  11. TiaoAK47

    It’s a crime, but like a misdemeanor, you get community service for.

  12. holy_bat_shit_63

    Fold it in half and make a taco pizza

  13. heeltoelemon

    Not a crime, it’s just a little shifted.

  14. Literature-Just

    moving violation. ticket should be issued.

  15. bskinners

    You didn’t at least eat a slice whole your driving?

  16. stackedorderssuck

    Thats the slam on the brakes special.

  17. 40ozT0Freedom

    PSA: uber eats and grubhub refund you in full if your pizza shows up like this.

    Happens to us every few months. I’m guessing the drivers put it on the seat, which can be slanted, instead of flat.

    I always put my pizza on the floor of the car when I pick it up.

  18. Kiefy-McReefer

    How fast were you going? Seems like you might have commit some actual traffic crimes.